San Francisco is two things:

“wow, it’s in great shape!”

More stories about people being good to one another, please.

Please. Show me someone who wouldn’t be grinning ear to fucking ear if they had the chance to tell Fucker Carlson off and then listen to him melt the fuck down.

I'm definitely going straight to hell. See y'all there!

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

I’ve been on track with this very car at englishtown’s raceway park road course. It was fastish (as fast as any evo really), but it smoked heavily and the driver drove it like an asshole (off course and kicking dirt on the track constantly, passing in non-passing zones etc). He was the main reason I stopped going to…

John didn’t have to go on a murder spree over a dog

Thank the maker one of the creators finally came out against these fascists. And used language and imagery that the rest of the nation should understand when referring to the scum who adorn their US Government or local government gear with the Punisher logo.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

Expand your max price beyond $500. 

Check for dried out brain matter on the headliner and rear seat. That stuff tend to smell pretty bad during hot summer days.

Seahawks fans are underratedly one of the most annoying/h0rrible fanbases in sports. 

I’m surprised that no one mentioned cars remaining driveable after taking huge jumps.

How could CK have not possibly anticipated this exact heckle at some point and have a comeback prepared?

The rich assholes don’t want the poors around and hate that a group of people are keeping them alive by providing them meals. So then the pigs show up and do the riches dirty work not only throwing the food away but then pouring fucking bleach on it! Go fuck yourself assholes who called the cops and fuck the cops for…

Not sure if trolling? That last sentence raises my troll alarms.

So glad you’ve been relieved of the burden of playing this game. Thanks for sharing this critical update with your fans.

It’s true.