All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

tl;dr- technically too long to read

Never forget:

That and child molestation.

You know what? All this shit being flung at her on top of the terrorist attack, Aretha’s memorial, etc. have made me a fan of this woman. Ultimately couldn’t care less about her music, but fuck the haters.

The flaws in this movie are obvious but it’s definitely underrated. Drive got praised to high heaven despite making about as much sense and the fact that Gosling’s entire character was just “staring into the distance”. I only compare them because they both succeed so well on an aesthetic level despite their…

It does feature a top 10 banana eating scene. Top 20 for sure.

*Sees price

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fuck the dodgers. and puig is a bum and always will be a bum.

Such a Richard.

Every time I engage with a 3rd party voter I bring up the point that if the green party wants to be taken seriously and wants to have an actual chance to win, they can’t jump right into major elections.

Flinging ourselves headlong into bankruptcy to own the libs...

They are never “coming” that is why they are so angry.

Maybe we don’t victim-blame grandma and help, ok there, Sparky? If not, maybe go tell your grandma how dumb she is, since you’re so smart and cool.

I think you meant to say “liberals will most certainly feel saddened by this due to their ability to empathize.”

No cube-gleaming, no sale.

Who wants to bet it’s those cousins from Florida who weren’t portrayed in the greatest light? They came across in the podcast as making a cash-grab anyways.

I see you have found the joke.

My observations, in no particular order: