It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

I’m honestly more annoyed by the white sneaker and jorts in that lede photo.

Counter-counterpoint: You are a piece of shit. These people are just trying to survive. Fuck off you cunt.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Aside from still looking the part, he has removed what made the Chinook a camper. At this point, it’s a funky panel van with a mattress in it.

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

Not riding your bike (or driving your car) to keep the miles down for resale value is like not f***ing your girlfriend to keep it fresh for the next guy.

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

You usually do find a dick around Balls

Fuck you

Love the Canadian stereotype, and love that Canadian ex-pats try desperately to perpetrate that myth. Canadians are aggressive, jingoist, assholes and have their own terrible racist past just like the rest of us.

Just like Back to the Future predicted President Trump, The Fifth Element predicts this guy.

A slave cylinder’s cheap, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that it isn’t the clutch itself that isn’t a problem. All of this still seems like a lot of work for a $2,500 ute. At $1k, I could see it; but at $2,500, it should be completely driveable as-is.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Looks like the only answer is to pick Team Incurable Gonorrhea.

Plenty of racists in Oregon and all, but i have a hard time believing this guy never had it explained to him before why racism is bad in fucking Portland...

Gee I just can’t figure out why skaters don’t like cops. Maybe they should try doing their fucking jobs and protecting people rather than antagonizing and escalating. It’s amazing how bad so many of these idiots are at their job

The dreaded birthday dinner. I’m done with showing up at a fancy-ish place during their busiest shift of the week and waiting for a table for 12 (Or is it 14? Did Beth say she was coming or not? And I’m not sure when Brendan’s flight gets in, I think his phone is off???) only to get split into two tables for 5 and 7…