it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I have a very strong feeling you are the only Deadspin commenter who knew that off the top of your head.

I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

When good things happen to Nebraska football a puppy is executed. Never forget.

Besides your irrelevant math—the NCAA isn’t the entity that gives players scholarships, schools and conferences made much more money combined than the $912 million of the NCAA, only about 60 percent of that $912 million goes to schools and even less of that to athletes, etc.—the fact that there are numerous sensible…

Civil cases are not beyond a reasonable doubt, they are more likely than not.

It’sa civil case. Damages is the only thing it is about.

A continued thank-you to Deadspin for being the only publication of any size and repute to be publishing regular information about a major sexual assault trial involving a former NBA MVP.

Naw

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

That was an amazing 20ish minute stretch. Crazy int by Michigan, then UNC hitting a 54 yarder at the gun to beat FSU and this was the cherry on top.

For better or worse, assholes get things done.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

The dehydrated orange peach pit is in Everett, Wa today pandering to a sad sack crowd. Washington has 4-5 counties that vote Democratic, and those happen to be the largest counties in the state, so he’s got zero chance here.

Sadly, not the first Arkansas head coach that can’t keep track of his bitches.

Conservatives: “This country is so PC no one can speak their mind!”

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

You have never hung out with a baseball player.