this came from my hungover brain, I’ll have you know :)

How many of your waffle fried food ideas come after you’ve weed fried your brain? :)

Came for anti-consumerism 101, stayed for the privileged, hectoring tone.

Get ready for the Tesla Model B, a specialized electric vehicle made just for Boring Company tunnels! Using a stretched Model S called the “Uber S”, we can seat 30 passengers at one time! Glide under the city at moderate speeds in the new Tesla Model B US!

It is. I suppose the happy ending to that story is the pristine Dreamcast I found at a local record store many, many years later. Along with a sealed copy of Toy Commander (one of my favorites from that era), and a functional VMU. As an added bonus, the console is a launch one, which means it can pretty easily play…

They never pay attention to me when I correct them.

Hahaha!  Good one, Julia.

AK Gov. Asa Hutchinson Vetoes...

They couldn’t even pick an original name.

The last time I really tossed a controller was while playing NFL Blitz 2000 on Dreamcast. After a dominating lead in the first half, the rubber band AI forced and recovered about six fumbles in consecutive possessions. After the last one was ran back for a touchdown and cemented an insurmountable lead, I fired the…

Women in bikinis in hot tubs at a public pool don’t generally solicit ‘donations’ from gawkers passing by.

This feels like yet another one of those easily resolved “If you don’t like it, don’t turn it on” issues.

I interned for Porsche R&D in Weissach the summer of 1997. While the other American intern got to analyze Excel files full of exhaust data, I worked in the “Finished Prototype Department,” basically the team of ~12 mechanics who would build and modify prototype, pre-production, and small volume production vehicles. It…

I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Airline pilots have some of the highest MAGA chud concentrations I have encountered, by and large. This dude is barely on the scale.

He probably dreams of riding his plane, yowling and yeehawing, into the ground like Slim Pickens sitting on that damn bomb.

Let’s talk reading comprehension kids. Sorry!

“I want my baby back
I want my baby back
I want my baby back
I want my baby back
Ribs”

Let me get rid of that fence for you.

I’m so with you. Before I forget, I caught you on Vice’s Reset doc (I think it was the episode about toxic gaming culture). It was good to see & hear the person attached to these words. I felt those too.