The casualty list of cool little cars is growing pretty long these days.

What kind of timeline are we talking here?

Crackpipe

You’ve never seen a bell curve eh?

Wow, some of them are really funny.

Just remember it's a huge advantage to have played the Beta in case you get stuck inside the game world and can't log out. 

Stay strong bro.

The cute cougar part is so funny.

Especially when they warm it up for 10 minutes on and off the throttle for no reason.

This attracts the wrong kind of attention. 

Meh.

Yikes...

You’re putting in way more effort than me.

...what?

It’s not 3 exclamation point surprising though lol =D

Thanks for proving my point.

Another option: She couldn’t risk losing her beta, hence the sabotage.

Its nothing like that at all.

Yikes, the abortions line rules out any potential cuteness.

At least with Milk you get a good amount of protein and there are a lot of low fat, low sugar options.