Another option: She couldn’t risk losing her beta, hence the sabotage.

Its nothing like that at all.

Yikes, the abortions line rules out any potential cuteness.

At least with Milk you get a good amount of protein and there are a lot of low fat, low sugar options.

More than ever?

Love the parenthetical “even in memes”

Holy crap dude.

If you carry this out long enough and GM is forced to close plants because they couldn’t shift the costs then everyone involved is still gonna get screwed.

Wow.

You’ll be happy when you get those new tires.

This.

It's a bad feeling to open your heart and get a blank stare in return

Nothing is more awkward than noticing that someone you like is just staring blankly while you’re speaking passionately.

Coming from a car that old you will be blown away by the lighting package lights on a VW.

The lighting package lights are amazing so that part of your post is fake news.

And...those cars aren’t being made anymore.

VW puts cheapo H rated tires on the GTI, that's why it's limited to 125mph.

That stealth drone is a scary thing.

Seems like she might have gotten a much lighter sentence because of Jean’s family.

Seems like she might have gotten a much lighter sentence because of Jean’s family.