You come off as just as close minded as the people you’re trying to look down on. 

LOL!

First line was so funny =D

There’s this thing called the internet now.

That’s really embarrassing that the company let you all on the floor like that where you could get hurt.

Oh definitely, when I was younger I could basically only learn by fucking things up =D

Masvidal comes off as a total douche.

This is one of everyone’s first lessons.

How long did you watch him “get flustered?”

You can merge at legal speeds, it’s just 30 MPH slower than traffic is flowing =D

That’s how almost every accident happens where I work.

Lucky to only have your arm burned like that.

“Sorry we almost killed you, here’s 30 dollars (pause) worth of food vouchers”

Supposedly the Thunder are shopping Russ too so I guess they’re actually just going to go into full-tank/rebuild mode.

My point about the Gentrification is that it’s a double edged sword. Yes you’ve made the area more functional and increased property values, but who does that really benefit?

Again, it’s still an ugly statue.

That’s cool and all, but even if true it’s still ridiculous looking, and really easy to make fun of =D

Dumb idea, obviously.

But it’s not like -we- have any choice in the matter.

I love sarcasm but I had to read your post so many times to get it.