This only works in your own mind.

Look towards the future instead of constantly lamenting the past?!

You have to be willing to put your Ex in jail for non-payment.

You need to sober up between changing strains otherwise that’s a pointless activity.

Are you kidding with the picture here?

JD Power is 100% purchased certification.

I vote for Giant Douche!

Scooter company is stupid as hell.

Every other sheep in the herd...was killed. 

This is like dressing like an Anime character and taping your eyes back to appear Japanese.

Not trying to be mean but...

Does anyone really think this lady is spending even 1 second in prison?

The easiest way to come down———> consume fat.

Definitely.

Anyone who can’t grasp the concept that cameras are everywhere now is obviously too stupid to continue being part of this society.

This is probably the difference between the way the Chinese cook for themselves vs. how Americans expect them to cook for us.

Don’t really see the value in it these days.

200K a year for 45 years doesn’t even get you half-way =P

This guaranteed turns into a venue for people  who thought they could sing to have their self-esteem damaged. 

Supposedly he’s so susceptible to flattery that even if you’re completely disingenuous on the inside any praise you throw him gains you instant credibility.