Picking him up by one arm could get it done. 

When I was young my Father dislocated my elbow swinging me around playing helicopter.

Seriously.

Or she can just keep quiet for a lil while and something else will catch people’s 30 second attention spans. 

Um, statistics can be extremely misleading.

Gonna be more like 20 MPH with the back end flying out wildly and coffee spilling in your lap. =D

The Jet is actually WAY more capable than any human could possibly endure. 

Fascist nonsense.

Her mom is still pretty hot so I’d guess she’s not gonna lose her looks anytime soon =P

The GIF is basically the entire money shot.

gotta kick him in the pit now

hilarious concept =D

Really sad that she didn’t know that she didn’t have to do all that to be acknowledged.

I always called that:

I played GTA online for many hours. (playtime in days, or months actually)

Cooper costs WAY less.

Doesn’t matter how open your receivers are if you can’t protect the QB and he can’t hit the target.

No he won’t.

Or

The more you watch it the more Eisenberg is playing the Joker instead of Lex Luthor.