They should be shot-gunning these cans if they’re going for time.

Do you care that it’s super ugly?

Something else that might help is listening to the car as you practice shifting (so just music off or low) you’ll be able to associate the proper shift points by the way the engine sounds so it will enable you to find those smooth points easier.

If you want to rip it off the line you’re basically obliged to slip the clutch as you get it rolling then try to get on the power hard and let the clutch out the rest of the way simultaneously (or a micro amount faster on the clutch).

Butler’s response is hilarious.

I didn’t necessarily say it negated it.

Seems more like desperate old lady than it does sexual harasser but who knows these days 

He thought this was how launch control worked =D

Your character is terrifying. 

The car immediately tells you if the RPMs are too low.

“Too quickly and you’ll break the clutch then and there, too slowly and you might fry it.”

Ah, the days just before Red Bull and Vodka was invented. 

Mayhap the younger ladies just posted the raciest pictures. 

Damn, remember the good old days when it was only kids doing this kind of shit to their own parents.

I wonder if they’ll keep it long enough to fight over it after the old dude is gone. 

Even at the 7-11 Ramen isn’t a dollar a pack. At the super market it’s sometimes 5/$1. If you tried to hand to hand sale this stuff you’d probably have to take a severe discount. Like your packs might be worth a nickel a piece.

The other day I “drag raced” a Cop.

Reading it doesn’t really convey how off the cuff the remark is. When you watch him say it he actually rolls pretty well with the slip.

how did you even defeat the first 3 infestations? =D

This looks really damn exciting.