Don't hit me with this quote a day after the Celtics took roughly 38 European players in the draft.

This whole time I thought the vote was for the UK to have control of its own laws and economic decisions, as opposed to being controlled by an even larger bureaucratic conglomerate.

If I had the attention span to read that interview, I would have responded the same way. Well done, sir.

Yeah, that creepy orgasmic bullshit every time he did blow (which was like, every scene) got old fast.

Right now, we’re focused on a reboot, or a continuum and then a reboot
of some sort. … Well, we’ll bring him back, then we have to figure out
what comes next. That’s what I mean. It’s not really a reboot, it’s a
boot — a reboot. I don’t know.

I kinda didn't mind it.

Wait, what? I thought Darth Vader was a given ever since the story/timeline was revealed… did I miss something?

An average sized row-boat for a shield, a large tree limb for a weapon… seems doable for me.

Hrmm… Diplomatic protection after reneging on a peace treaty and cheap-shot blitzing a seemingly unprotected city? I'll live with Grey Worm's decision.

Women get paid less than men, ya know.

Women get paid less than men, ya know.

Why, so you can judge my taste in music? No thanks, not walking into that trap.

Any married man already knows what a female American Psycho is. Doesn't matter what your country of origin is.

Remind me, who does the burning/rioting?

I agree with the OPs complaint, but also Seagrl's comment.

Beat me to the penis joke, dammit.

Were AV Club articles always this snarky, and I just didn't notice… or has the snark risen rather sharply over the last several months?

Well, it's more like "My social views demand that I dislike this episode, so I must contrive ways to boost my self-imposed moral superiority."

Shh…. I like the jokes better than the reality.

I'd feel worse if I didn't blow hundreds (thousands?) of dollars in the 90's, on shitty albums that had one decent single and about 11 useless tracks thereafter.