When can we formally ask Texas to politely but swiftly get the fuck out of this country?

This is my vote for winner.  Starred by the second paragraph, and it got better from there.

This is the correct approach. My wife has multiple food allergies, so we do Thanksgiving at our house and she supervises the meal prep and kitchen. If anyone wants to help cook, they’re welcome to do so as long as they do it in our kitchen with her watching how they make things. We love our families and all, but not…

I am still somewhat amazed at myself for NOT continuing my streak of voting Dan Snyder as Worst Owner. But OMG, Mark Davis earned it hard this year.

(And can I please get ungreyed at some point?  I’ve been around a while and am not a troll.  Thanks.)

This is a medical doctor reminding American parents (of whom I am one) that the flu is the number one infectious disease killer of all time.

Carville ABSOLUTELY told the truth.

It sounds like there’s a lot more animosity in the locker room than Jacksonville wants us to know. Fournette ticked a LOT of people off with his mouth and attitude when he came into the NFL, talking about how the NFL wasn’t any harder than college football. I imagine his prolonged absence, no matter how reasonable it…

Fantasy Football Tip: DO NOT EVER TAKE A RAIDERS PLAYER.

This is horrifying. I’m so, SO sorry for what you went through.

My guess is that the official(s) swallowing the flag on this play had Amari Cooper in at least one fantasy league at some point over the last three years.  They probably just wanted to end the suffering.

I still say the KLF did the best job of any artist ever in terms of preserving the essence of themselves and telling the entire establishment to go fuck right off.

God, you’re so right.  It’s terrible that they don’t ever try to hide between a wink and nudge or weak euphemism now.  They just straight up blame the woman for being raped and are proud of it.

I call total bullshit on this. Who in their right mind keeps a disposable wall calendar from THIRTY-SIX YEARS AGO?!

Is it just me or does anyone else think he’s looking more and more like Andy Serkis’s Ulysses Klauw (sp?) from Black Panther?

You forgot one other scenario: when the charges are aimed at a Democrat.

Booger McFarland is fucking AWESOME. He was the best part of SEC network for years. That makes me genuinely excited that he’s going to be on MNF.

I love this article and the truth it contains.

At this point, FUCK Riot.

It’s extremely close to 1:1 at this point.  “Good Christian” is now shorthand for “will stab you in the back and commit adultery and sodomy while lying to your face about it and condemning you for the same”.