This is the saddest graphic I have seen all week, and it truly says all anyone ever needs to know about the combination of incompetence and bad luck that sums up the Browns front office.

You know, I have no sympathy for Tiger Woods here at all. He’s gotten away with obvious rules infractions multiple times, including more than once on televised tournaments.

It still smells that bad. It makes me gag just thinking about it.

THAT is a good mother.

My partner and I outlawed April Fools’ Day for our household several years ago, after a particularly inspired run of pranks by our oldest daughter. While some of them were actually quite clever, when there’s monetary damage involved, it’s time to do something different.

Turkeys are definitely assholes. Used to have two of them as pets (not by my choice). One of them loved to slooooowly sidle up next to people, acting all curious, then he’d jump up and pop them on the leg or hip with the edge of his wing. Didn’t really hurt, but it would scare the hell out of you if you didn’t know…

100% on target.

Not just with the history between that coach and the girl’s sisters, but also the discrepancy between her being a player and him being a COACH. Completely unwarranted on his part, regardless of her action.

They’re both assholes and bad sports. BUT in terms of scale, I’d say he’s being more of an asshole.

As a medical doctor practicing for over 16 years, here’s the best piece of advice I can give regarding a situation like this.

This really is a non-story. United even flat-out said they were pass travelers, which indicated they were employees, not paying passengers.

He and his brother are both disgraces. NASCAR should just go ahead and ban them both for life.

This is my favorite comment of the day. Bravo.

I was totally pulling for her to win, doubly so after she just shrugged that right off.

That sounds like her. She’s a real piece of work. Barely half a step up from the despicable Stacey Campfield.

The only reason why it’s still sliding by at this because of Congress.

Thank you, Drew, for summing up so well what I was feeling this morning. I can’t even focus on how Atlanta threw the game away in the second half due to the overwhelming smugness of the Patriots fans solidifying across the nation.

THIS is exactly why it wasn’t a penalty for targeting. Because it was an Alabama player who did it.

I love love LOVE KLF/JAMs/Timelords. This one post has made my night, whether it turns out to be true or not. If it’s true, amazing, we get new KLF/JAMs music. If it’s a hoax, then they’re still trolling the world after thirty years. Either way, it makes my world a better place.

Seconded. Well put.