she got that badonkadonkervoort

I wax and decorate my mustache in approval of your comment, sir.

ooooooh child that is some fine car design

a hardcore fan.

I didn't think Schweinsteiger could look any more terrifying

and the Penguin, who used to twirl his red-and-white spiral umbrella in a fashion similar to those wheels.

Apparently he doesn't smell at all.

The fact that we exited this group stage at all is what's so American, but critics are only willing to look at the latest result out of the last 3 games.

not to mention we got to 3rd place in the World Cup in FUCKING 1930 with people like THIS GUY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Pate…

It's normal for teams to shop around for coaches. Jurgen was a world soccer star. England, who won the World Cup once, had Italian coach Fabio Capello in 2010. Capello is actually coaching Russia this go-round. Japan's coach is Italian Alberto Zaccheroni. Bob Bradley, our USA-born coach from 2010, was the coach of…

shots fired.

I remember seeing a tiny, grainy picture of this in Car and Driver magazine, in the section "The Information Dirt Road" where all the photos of concepts at the auto shows were shown. I would have been about 7 years old. I remember loving it, as I loved all futuristic concepts back then. I had no internet to peruse…

As a native Marylander, what the fuck?

Duh, and/or hello?

as to #2, jesus. Look how young the kid is! He's caught completely unaware, and the dog pulls him straight down to the ground! Maybe I missed some subtext of sarcasm you were trying to convey, but how can anyone legitimately say "the kid is worthless at defending himself"....I probably have 20 years on the kid, and…

I love this. Makes me want to move from Maryland and join the tribe.

Maryland is pretty diverse. There are a lot of different regions. Growing up in the Baltimore suburbs I'd see a lot of Jettas and Ford Explorers, maybe Nissan Pathfinders, all with Lacrosse-related bumper stickers. DC Suburbs would be Subarus, Camrys, Volvo 240s, and maybe Priuses, all with democratic candidate bumper…

There are a lot of honda fits, Fiat 500s and other small hatches, also because parking. It's also the only place I've ever seen people driving Scion iQs.

Wood paneling or gtfo.

Hoooooo child, that rear end. It looks like some sort of beautiful sci-fi giant insect ready to sprout and spread its wings.