IT'S 2013. THIS IS WHAT CARS SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

Honda was actually doing hybrids first. Hipster points+1,000

or this.

I have to interject here. This is the most badass Volvo.

I didn't think it was possible for Alice Cooper to get any cooler, but DAMN.

Well, we know it's taken a lot of body damage. I'd really like to see the CarFax on Walt's Aztek.

On the picture I tried to annotate above, I was trying to select the part of the Nissan Elgrand where it's "Highway Star" badge is shown.

Larry David was in a similar situation.

Great Nader's ghost, that's a nice Corvair!

I think the most logical step for him would be to introduce a fragrance, though.

He's only a candidate. But If I lived in Virginia, I'd rather vote for him than his opponent.

If you've seen any of the episodes of the past season of his online show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, you'll realize that it is one of the greatest things on the internet. It is pure joy, just comedians having simple, hilarious conversations, with gorgeous classic cars as an added bonus. I think Seinfeld picks…

You said "teutonic drift", which is actually when Sabine Schmitz hoons a car around a tight Nurburgring hairpin and makes all her male onlookers swoon.

I give you the dashboard of a 90's Mercedes SLK, which the Crossfire was based on.

I find it hilarious that a frat bro at University of Maryland says to guys that they have to state that they're not from Baltimore, of all places. Baltimore has a pretty large and vibrant Jewish community. However, its inclusion as a "non-allowed" area reflects the mutual ignorance of people from the Baltimore and DC…

Headlight washers?

Is Saul Paul the newest Jewish reggae dancehall star?

They probably use him for legroom testing.

Yeah. I played the oboe in high school band...(sigh). you play the oboe holding it straight out in front of you, like a clarinet. This looks like it's held slightly to the side, which makes me think it's a bagpipe chanter, which looks kind of similar. You can just play the chanter for practice without the whole crazy…