Why do you routinely insist on clouding the issues with facts, sir? You are obviously unfamiliar with Kinja, and politics.

Deserves the freedom of Bawstawn for reversing the Kearse.

"insolent or insulting language or treatment"

Raise your hand if you had to google "contumely"

Man, I had to read this column with pot holders

Uhm, this is a balancing patch in anticipation of upcoming rerelease and new content. It has nothing to do with fixing anything broken, and the game's been stable a very long time.

New-gen consoles have barely been out for a year, but there's already a familiar story: a game launches and runs great on the PS4 and Xbox One, much less so on the PS3 and 360. Shadow of Mordor was an egregious example of this performance gap, but it's not the only one. Is there any hope for last-gen gamers?

Yes. They all stop fighting and taunt in-sync with the song (but only at the "chorus").

Man, that's some bullshit. In soccer, the goalies are required to be in the shootout rotation. Wouldn't you just love a once-in-a-lifetime shootout reaches round 19 and here comes Roberto Luongo lumbering down the ice for his own shootout attempt?

omg that link made it

And the Smash 4 remake.

Doesn't bother me at all.

I feel like this is obvious and everyone is missing it. Since some content is now part of the DLC, when that content is the weekly/daily missions, people who don't own it can't participate. This isn't groundbreaking stuff here. They did worse locking Halo playlists when you didn't own all the map packs.

Broken mess? I've been playing the game for the past 5 hours and have had absolutely no problems with it, server or otherwise.

Rewarding the best players in the game really shouldn't piss anyone off at all.

Just to get out in front of anything that might happen during the game, league officials have stated that any player attempting a snow-related celebration will be flagged - and fined - for excessive Tauntaun.

I always envision the Jets, Browns, and Redskins being like the three monsters in Rampage just going around trying to smash the careers of promising young QB's to bits before anyone can stop them.

Who? So? Oh no. One person has an opinion you disagree with. The continued obsession of GGers is insane.

Not when I'm done with it.

AFTER? Fuck that garbage. Always before. Getting her off afterwards is like long division homework. You get that shit done Friday night so you have all weekend to party. Everyone wins.