Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:…

Whoa whoa whoa, can I get tits on my newspaper's front page???

Ah, but if the US and Germany tie, we'll be on 5 points and Portugal (if they win) on 4. So we'd go through even if Portugal won 100-0. The tiebreaker becomes relevant only if we lose, and hence give up at least one goal in the goal difference tiebreaker. So Portugal would have to score 4 (though if we scored 2 in a…

No no. An entire empire made of furniture?!? What a silly premise.

Yeah. Say what you will about Arsenal, at least they're always in 4th place. Seriously. Like, they now have squatter's rights there.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

Fuck. That was his money-wiring arm.

Amen. One of my coworkers bought the "clunky" 720p model, and even that I thought was great. Definitely needed work, but great nonetheless (when people who are afraid of heights in RL put on the Oculus and have to take it off since they feel the same fear, you know it has an effect...could feel my body trying to shift…

I am not denying the hype and advancement of technology it has been, I am excited to try one out myself. That's why for gaming I see this as a pretty cool thing, but even then it will be a niche item somewhere along the lines of say... an Nvidia Titan card, or even an Nvidia 780 or Nvidia Shield.

Yes.

Actually it was I, Dio, who rigged the steam summer sales!!

You missed one:

yeah, hardcore soccer fans are a miserable lot. Before the World Cup, there was no way that the US would advance. When it looked like it was all in the bag and shit didn't work out, suddenly the world has ended.

RIP in peace

Instead of getting rid of it, why don't we find it a new home?

I thought Ochoa was great, truly, and that performance alone probably has him in the running already for the team of the tournament. That said, the Neymar header aside, all the shots were right at him. Normally when a keeper pulls off a great save he spits in his gloves and gives a look that says "business as usual…

MAN HITS TWO BITCHES, ONE BIRCH

The head to head contact cured Müller's jaw injury instantly however so that was kind of Pepe.

You're right. If the ball touches anyone—better yet, ANYTHING—on the way to the net, than it's not a worthy goal.