That certain kind of drifting that unbottons women's tops...

That would indeed be neat.

From the article...

But of course, its sci-fi, and largely dependent on CGI, and so it will get snubbed at all the major awards shows.

I care less about downloads and more about the transaction servers. If those started going wonky, there'd be tons of issues with things like double-charging and stuff, which would just piss everyone off.

A bit, yeah. The stone wall in the top left of the second picture is made of cinder blocks (typical foundation construction), which are usually 16" long and 8" tall.

Its at least 5 feet long, closer to 8 if the tail was fully extended...

Don't rule out giant squid just yet, though.

Shit happens when 6 million people are trying at once to hit a webpage that normally handles 1 million a day

No joke. Watching animals, dogs in particular, get injured is literally my most hated thing to watch. More than humans, strangely.

"Oh my God! My APPL stocks are tanking!"

See, here's the annoying bit about the whole digital vs physical business. I can't get all the special features if I buy a movie with Amazon Prime's online service, for example.

Actually, that's 500,000+ :)

True, but there's the part of finding someone who's actually gonna spend $11k on pixels...

So, a family of porn stars?

That strange noise you hear is the collective groaning of the masses, following by a thousand facepalms.

Chickens have two legs and one head. 2 + 1 = 3 = HALF LIFE 3!!!!1!1!!!!ELEVENTYONE

Illegal as in breaking the TOS, for sure. I'm not 100% on the laws governing this sort of thing, and I doubt it'd be actually illegal unless you were running some sort of elaborate fraud scheme (again, it'd have to be out-of-game, because fraud in-game is perfectly legal :3) to get someone's account or something.

Illegal by the T's & C's of EVE set by CCP, repercussions of which could entail anything from a reversal of the ISK/item trade to a complete, permanent, get-another-credit-card-and-IP-address ban.

ISK to $ is illegal. You can buy a PLEX with either $ or ISK, yes, but you can only sell them for ISK, and only on the in-game market.