Ah, I thought it was to change a tire, but he lost his jack.

That's it, you've won the Internet for the day. Please don't ruin it :)

I'm basing what I said on the fact that I have Windows 8 (Pro, for what its worth) installed on my laptop. I'm not sure what you're getting at with your Fact 1, since the "Pro" moniker refers to the model of Surface, not the version of the OS. I'm not talking about the capabilities of the OS here, I'm simply going on…

I dunno, maybe its just me, but if I'm looking for a productivity device, I need a much bigger screen (at least 15") and a full-sized keyboard. I view the Surface as a high-powered consumption device that may have occasional spurts of usefulness for short-term productive activities, like typing up a small report or…

Yeah, I mixed those up in my post. Good catch.

I'm not interested in the RT version, but I cannot fathom how they think the Pro version is going to sell well at $999 for the 128GB model, and without the touch cover to boot. This is advertised as a tablet, not a laptop, yet they're pricing it as a laptop. Granted, it is a tablet that can handle a laptop's workload,…

So, Facebook allowed voting for various policies, but would only listen if more than 30% of the user base participated in the vote. This vote got 665k users, or about 0.0668% of the user base. More importantly, I had no idea that there was a vote even going on, and neither did anyone I mentioned this to.

As opposed to paying Monopoly money like you do now?

That's awesome

That's weird, because Stardock is actually making apps for Windows 8 (http://www.stardock.com/products/). And since when are they not making games? They put out Sins: Rebellion earlier this year, and Elemental just a couple months ago.

Honestly, the offense issues revolve around Flacco, no two ways about it. They have:

Man, it'd be a shame to finish like that guy you mention in your last paragraph.

Be that as it may, I don't think this game should have been the last straw. Solid offense throughout the first half, and there were plenty of looks where Smith/Bolden/Pitta were beating Washington's secondary, that for some reason didn't carry over into the second half. Maybe poor conditions, because Washington's…

1st paragraph: I'm assuming this could be explained away by the massive cooling needs that the engine/systems require. I dunno. Whatever

Ugh, I could not imagine controlling DotA with a double-stick configuration. Maybe just keep them for the buttons, but then screen movement gets cumbersome.

I could absolutely see the Now cards being used for a similar function as Rainmeter and the like.

Yeah, I'm on board with the whole music discovery aspect. My iPod has been relegated to existing solely in my car, while I take my phone and play Spotify on it at work, and the a mix of it at home.

Good luck. The door would probably end up hitting someone else 3 times before you end up replacing it.

Wow, not even a single Miata?

Mmm, I do love a nice set of acting skills...