Maybe on the other Gawker sites, but Deadspin has always been a haven of borderline poor-taste jokes and general shenanigans. Same with the whole "+1" business. Its just their thing. Moderators have said numerous times (actually, they're probably due for a new notice, its been a while) what is and is not ok, and…

Secession is a totally insane idea. Look what happened last time.

That's because they're regulars, and everyone knows they're joking. This assclown, on the other hand, was not known, and took it way too far. There's a line, and while joking around death does toe that line sometimes, random misogynistic comments are always uncalled for.

I'm torn, because I'm absolutely sure this would be fantastic, but it seems near sacrilege to not have John Williams in it.

Audibly laughed. Well done.

Yep, as well as his Sherlock character, I think he fits it well.

No, the original wording is correct: "there is speculation that this led to the suicide."

Based on how he reacts in interviews and the way he interacts with the other actors, I don't think anyone's gonna have trouble convincing him to return.

Nah, there's the power/hook/column grip for the tug purposes (not that I'd want a tug from a metal/carbon fiber hand, but I won't judge), and for the barista, you just go with an "open palm" backhand.

Hell, $1.75M for a single executive is low, in similar situations.

I don't know why this made me laugh so much. +1

Wow, and they've always said on their forums that the fans still hadn't found the biggest of easter eggs. I wonder if this is what they meant, or if there's still something more.

The simple fact that you're watching is already a bonus, and you can take the footage (if you happen to be recording) and use it to help identify various things.

So, does that mean it can't account for leading a target? I mean, I realize that doesn't matter too much if this is purely a hunting rifle, but this probably wouldn't fly in combat...

I really hate to bring up a Dane Cook reference, but...

I've always been partial to Tesla's logo, for some reason.

Sorry, this is all I could think of once I hit the second paragraph,

Well if you say it like that, then you have to go the full on "Yarrr, thar be 16 headlights an' a bottle o' rum"

No way. Nintendo has way to much experience and, lets face it, cash, behind it to bottom out in 5 years. They'll ride the WiiU for another 5 years, and it will continue to sell as well as the Wii did. Then they'll put out a new console, and the cycle will continute.

You see, they apply this lube to the hull of the ships, then they just coast them across land until they hit water.