Ah, thanks for putting this up, Jesus. Sums up a lot of my feelings about it.

Woah, that's deep.

There was a paint job I really liked out of a game (that's easily replicated in real life) that I unfortunately can't find right now, but it was an strong metallic orange gradient, dark at the hood and fading to a crisp flame orange/yellow at the back.

I'm still trying to scoop up the bit of brain matter that are all over my cubicle now...

I wouldn't say that's big enough. 1.4 meters, 60kg, doesn't seem big enough to have an eye this size.

Folks, I just picked up the Asus Transformer Infinity tablet, and I'm looking for a good set of games to throw on it. Any recommendations?

Let's break this down, science style.

Ok, buddy, who gives a shit?

Oh yay, right in the special place.

Could a team of 22 Brandon Browners win six straight Super Bowls? This is a debate worth having.

Did they? I don't think they did, certainly not spec-wise. Shuffles don't have a display. Storage is all over the place, since they offer a number of choices anyhow...

Agreed, this absolutely needs to happen, in the same vein that Season 2 ended with snow zombies.

(a truly outstanding memoir — seriously, if you haven't read it, stop what you're doing and go read it immediately)

Well, big cities are always going to have trouble. The carriers try to reinforce them, but its just a matter of the sheer number of people, and there's only so much you can do.

But..but..you weren't THERE, man! You..you don't KNOW how it was, man!

Ah cool. Does that mean I can be a Jr. Editor now? :D

Ping is how long it takes for a full circle (phone <-> server) to occur. Normal speeds are under 100 ms, laggy is considered between 100 and 500, and bad is anything higher. There's no single thing that effects ping, its usually a combination of factors: how far away you are from the server, how many hops your signal…

Why? I don't get it, it seemed straightforward to me (unless they ninja-edited it).

Unless you get LTE in on of their markets.