I spent them thinking, "Is it this one? Nope. This one?? Nope. Maybe this one? *sigh*"

I won't lie, I was getting anxious towards the end.

FYI, relevant bit starts at :46

Ah, victim of the stealth edit. You have my condolences.

The CFL field is 110 yards instead of the NFL's 100. And the end zones are each 20 yards deep, instead of 10.

I'm calling it now: if we still have scabs by the playoffs, I'm not watching them.

I don't jive with this statement, because it means there's no in-between. If I cannot bring myself to definitively believe in gods, that does not mean that I definitively believe there are no gods.

10/10, would read again.

Well, true. It is possible that it could have bounced on the inside and in. But going on the angle they played again and again forever, it looked to me that it would've bounced back towards the field.

Not me. Can I have your xbox before you burn it?

If the upright extended infinitely, the ball would've bounced off and away.

I've yet to find the ninjas that are chopping onions in my room, but I know they're there.

Ah that is crap. Ok, email me an empty to kaneplekkel@gmail.com, and I'll email a link to whatever you sent from.

Confirming the Jack Daniels bit. Also adding support for Cap't Morgan and/or Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum.

Yes of course :)

greedy-ass bastards or greedy ass-bastards?

The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.

And his big penis as well, apparently.

-I'll reserve judgement on the processor until I see it, but I highly doubt they're pulling 2x the power in a year's iteration.

I do love me some Scottish-accented laughs.