Well, its a fair trade, they'd say, since you're denying them some profits.

Well sure, but I figured as more Pokemon were introduced (err, discovered), that denotes the timeline moving forward. I just didn't take FR to be official canon over Classic Red, for example; I'd just thought they were remakes to bring old story into the new features.

Ho, that's interesting. Thanks for burning a portion of my afternoon :p

Oh, I didn't realize the remakes were actually meant to be held as canon, just thought they were there to join the older versions with newer mechanics, but keep the same storyline.

Where are Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald?

Well, he's not telling you personally, he's making a global statement.

What a pleasant rendition, I hadn't thought of that.

According to Bewkes, you don't exist.

If I'm not mistaken, there was a chapter about this very topic in Fifty Shades of Grey.

"connection to the Avengers franchise would be light as the project is expected to be set in the universe and feature some of its themes and feel, but may not include any characters from Joss Whedon's blockbuster."

I heartily approve.

Nah, the Wimbledon final a few years ago between Federer and Roddick was top notch throughout, and that went to something like 16-14. And that was a 5-set match.

Screen door on a submarine, driving septic tanks to battle, etc, etc.

This isn't Deadspin, but you've earned this coveted +1

Brilliant!

Hmm, I'd never thought of that before.

A beaver that loves taking some long wood?

+1 dentist visit

Strange, but plausible. I figure, if I'm spending an average of 7 hours every 24 all wrapped up in it, I'm already getting whatever's in there, and WRT sweat and stuff, its already been on my body (and as such, is of my body) so I can't imagine it being an issue.

But that's what washing the sheets are for!