This is 100% true. He has not only never, ever been hot, he has never once in his life looked like a functioning person of his own age. I am *roughly* the same age as he is (within 3 or 4 years, I think), and all through his “heartthrob” years, I thought women my age who found him hot were disgusting, because he…

Shhh don’t ruin this for me.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

To that lady behind them with the net:

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

If you leave him, point your boy Vin to the GoFundMe. I'll donate and share that link like herpes at Ibiza.

I was you 12 years ago. I am here to tell you, as Dan Savage was quoted above, DTMFA. Get a good attorney - save yourself and your kids from a life of barely squeaking by because he is NEVER going to change and you are going to be supporting his lazy ass til the day you die if you don’t get out. Will it be tough at…

Your credit will recover. Your sanity will recover.

I have nothing against Pokemon Go. I mean the vampire teens in my neighbourhood have colour in their cheeks now. But 5 am what is that.

I think asking for a blessing and asking for permission are two different things—I wouldn’t mind if my bf asked for their blessing, as long as it was understood that they weren’t allowed to forbid it

My fiancée asked both my parents if he had their blessing to ask me to marry him. I thought it was a nice gesture.

She said a pet, not a cat.

I apologize for not considering the Canadians. I am so sorry. I am so so sorry.

Kitty is totally about to school the dog.

O man, when my old Silky terrier, Tyrion (named right before the show came out haha) passed unexpectedly I went to an adoption event and told my then-boyfriend “Let me just say hi to the Yorkie” and Davos crawled into my lap and looked up at my face and that was definitely that. He is a wonderful little character.

How I’m imagining Tom right now.

Taylor and all of her squad did a blood sacrifice so she could date him and not have the world turn against her, Selena ruined the pentagram which is why she wasn’t invited to the 4th of July party and why Kim was able to completely destroy her on snapchat. I hope that no one else has thought of that possibility…

Add a fedora.

Take your filthy, filthy star and go