Then don’t expect those people to give a shit about you. You can make your lives all kids all the time, but don’t wonder why no one outside you immediate family bothers with you. Don’t expect those people to be around when your kids are older and doing their own thing. You’ve made it clear you don’t care, why should…

“Breathtaking” is the response.

Two Dollars.

Don’t take parenting advice from someone with a kid named Jermajesty.

I’m not clear on why you’re being sarcastic at me because I expressed an opinion and then answered your question in good faith. I wasn’t rude to you. Why are you being rude to me?

I am like your husband. The lucky part is, my husband is the same. We are the couple that disgusts other people with our desire to be together all the time. I need to go get my pedicure and go out with the girls about once a month, and other than that I wish we could be together all the time. I wish we could work…

Man, it’s almost like people can do whatever the hell makes them happy and it’s a-ok!

Oh my god I love your ring, where did you get it?

Um my grandma paid me twenty bucks to take pictures of her book store once so I think that makes me a professional, okay.

My eldest daughter cannot stand a top sheet and it drives me bonkers. Before her id never met anyone - male or female- that kicked the top sheet to the bottom of the bed . Now she just rips it off when I put one on there. What if u get hot at night but still need a light sheet to feel protected from ghosts? Hmm? What…

Me, hitting play: Oh it can’t be that ba— Yikes. 😬