Reading "Way of all Flesh" by Samuel Butler and also started "Jerusalem" by Montefiore, as well. The Butler is wonderful halfway through, like a satire on Victorianism with a set of parents that remind me of something out of Roald Dahl. TV: Veep, Mad Men, Louie. Happy weekend, everybody!

Exactly, ha, ha!

Finished "To the Lighthouse" by Woolf and started "Way of All Flesh" by Butler. It was the third Woolf book I'd read in the last coupla weeks and also my first exposure to her. Magnificent. Also grabbed "Jerusalem" by Montefiore from the library, as well. My wife also turned 31 this weekend and we had a banging party…

Have you seen Janet Snakehole? She hid the rubies…in your butt.

Please tell me you don't really believe that! That's so cynical and not true for everyone, I assure you.

See my body? It's nothing to get hung about.

Bouvier and Jean-Paul Sartre!

Everyone listen to that. Now.

Zodiac Mind Warp and the Love Reaction!

Arvo Part!

Dead dinosaurs deserve better than becoming this.

The darkest souls in rock and roll, daddy!

No heat here, that is a wonderful movie.

I am just happy that, in the grand tradition of Antiseen, Rancid Vat, and Cocknoose, Mountain Goats have written a song about the mighty Bruiser Brody being killed in a Puerto Rican locker room by the coward Invader #1. Huss! Huss!

My wife is Polish-American and I thought I'd surprise her with a bucket of water in the face (dressed as a bear, of course). This…this was a bad idea.

Six beers is binge drinking? Somebody's from CA!

He's actually a very loving, supporting man but it was done to him so he did it to his kids. We have a small dog who enjoys snuggling. We support her in this and will continue to do so if snuggling proves to not be her thing. Cycle broken.

My wife's knees are permanently damaged from high school softball. After both knees being scoped, her coach scolded her if she didn't defy the doctor and "play through it." Did I mention that was also her father? He still defends it, saying it made her a better person.

Unfortunately the power of Schultz is not influencing anyone apparently.

Also, throwing breaking pitches when your arm is developing is terrible for the tendons and it's morally abhorrent the adults allow this. Great book about this called "Until it Hurts" by a former coach and SI writer, if any of you are interested.