Either a Repub…er, Tory, or just bad taste in music, so either way you're better off Dell!

I'm pretty lucky in this regard, as I don't have too many exes. Most of my early twenties I spent on careful one night stands with friends visiting from out of town, people who were moving away, you know, uncomplicated stuff. But my first real deal big time girlfriend looooved the Old 97s and put them on while we were…

Every time I think Sean's written something untoppable he goes and does something like comparing "America" to the goddam Troy McClure educational film about meat. Slow clap.

I'm going to assume that link is Poison and treat it like literal poison, but thanks for taking the trouble. I trust your opinion on the song 1000% 😄

Is it? Man, this was such a bad plan. We (the two best friends) spent weeks trying to talk our incredibly shy comrade out of this and I never thought to read the lyrics to that tripe!

He really embiggened the whole proceedings.

My first memories of his tenure were, in the aftermath of my incredible disappointment at Kilborn leaving, when they started airing the Stewart teasers that showed him "covering" big stories in the field. The first I saw was him covering Waco when a person on fire runs past, between him and the camera. He looks…

Or merely shoppin? P'raps to keep the trippin at bay?

I had to get up and put on some bouncy music and play with the dog after typing it. It was giving me a panic attack remembering it (like I said, it's not a story that gets brought up amongst us).

I know, that movie doesn't seem Planned at all.

After failing to talk him out of this behavior, a friend of mine who had a GINORMOUS crush on the impossibly beautiful girl at the coffee shop took his acoustic guitar in and played her (in entirety, mind you) "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." Upon finishing, she said "Please leave. Don't ever do that or anything like that…

Sort of related, I just read that when British women get their period they say "the French have arrived." 😄

Took a peek, and frankly, I'm with Monsieur Crow 😄

Because he wouldn't put up a fight? Or are you serving steak only? This is a weird dinner you're imagining.

But did you ever get her that gift card to LensCrafters?

I think "Youth in Revolt" should be rebooted with Iron and Wine and Father John Misty replacing Michael Cera.

On their website it looks like they have deluxe physical reissues of all their material coming out starting in April, the digital within the next few weeks, so that's pretty exciting.

I'm going with "Blood and Thunder" by Mastodon. Especially if this entrance music leads to an altercation in the squared circle.

Slow clap.

Man, I always loved Kathleen Hanna, but my super grrl crush was on Toby from Bikini Kill. A coupla years back she was playing a show at a spot right by the bookstore I work at. She came in, we talked about books, things were going inexplicably well, and then she started talking about comics. Instead of just mentioning…