Huh, not in KC, I guess, most people at shows who fit that description all had girlfriends. Now, all their girlfriends looked EXACTLY like them so maybe that was our regional twist on the whole arty, screamo thing. I'm sorry about the incident with your friend, as well, ugh.

"Undercover pervert creeps." Uh….what? Lol.

Saw them in a basement in 1995 and all my friends' bands blew them out of the water (granted a really good drummer tends to make a punk band and they didn't have Tattoos McGillicuddy yet). Afterwards I tried to interview them and it was just an endless parade of dick and gay panic jokes, all unusable. I remember…

Mine have come in handy a bunch of times! Like when…well, all those times I had to explain to old women that my mom isn't mad at me. Hmmm, okay, that's true, they may not be terribly practical.

Thank you. That was cogent, well thought out, and exactly the kind of insight I was looking for. I appreciate you taking the time, cheers!

That's called a Chappaquiddick (really nail that last syllable)

Well, he keeps making a fine pool, but tis no barn.

Admittedly, I'm not a comics guy, but I work with some hardcore Superman fans. I ask this, honestly, not to troll, but out of curiousity: what's the hook for a character the deck is stacked so much in favor of? It seems like rooting for the '92 Dream Team from a distance (save when he "died"). To repeat, genuinely…

I believed that so hard in middle school, it was almost like…okay, maybe this nerdy, jewy thing is happening now, but something totally crazy could emerge! Although I would have hoped for Tim Armstrong at that age. 😄

I don't want to sound like a sexist pig, but when that girl in the picture grows up, heh heh, I bet she's fucking awesome at math. Amirite, guys?

Excellent! 😉

I was just thinking that! (two beers, no weed, incidentally)

Or the need for violent, bloody revolution! (Reads history books, listens to Propagandhi and Crass) Naw, we're doomed.

Best OneRepublic song = summer school valedictorian. No bragging allowed.

Well, you're gonna love Pandora, the radio, or the jukebox selections come Saturday night at shitty bars, my good man!

"Make sure we get that guy's tattoo in the shot, it'll look edgier even if it is a fucking dove or a seal or some pussy shit."

You're gonna love it when you actually taste it. Roast some pine nuts with a drizzle of EVOO and toss it in after you've cooked the liquid out, as well. Enjoy!

Put it in a very fine strainer, spray it and shake it for a few minutes. Gotta get the husk off, lol. Instead of dirt, you'll taste a nice, nutty flavor.

Or don't eat eggs at all, Col. Use your anger even more pointedly, go vegan, homie. Dairy/egg industries are awful, as well.

I like "Anarcho-Vegan Winnipeg Agitprop" personally 😃