Whew, guys, these pigs wanna burn my house down! What should I do?

I was so excited to see Against Me! A couple weeks ago and it was….just terrible and sad. Crowd was super into it, but they played two songs and Laura put her guitar through an amp, walked off stage, and didn't reappear for twenty minutes. When she did, it was in the merch area with an acoustic guitar, where she…

Ah, that brought my early twenties roaring back!

Mine was "slop trough of snot, mayonnaise, and exploitation" 😄

That's exactly what I thought! Living in the heartland you can't turn around without one of those bearded jack offs glowering at you from someone's chest, so not surprising really.

I went to Game 1 since this could be a Halley's Comet situation here, but yeah, as a firm believer in the importance of being a regular, I'm with ya. I started typing good luck, but that's blatantly disingenuous.

Ha! Hey Pixie, I think you mentioned living in SF in a thread before, are you going to any World Series games?

Sketch comedy of the UCB stripe Mr Odenkirk discovered. Funny guys.

I really liked their last couple records and thought they were still capable of exploring new territory but they'd also been treading that path since before I was born so I imagine you would start to get restless. Note: this is not code for him schtupping some doe eyed fan behind Kim's back, that was shitty.

Big Man's son took over and was fucking ripper when I saw them a few years back.

Before noticing Bob Odenkirk I thought this was some fucking dubstep ska band who were gonna shit on Seger and I was gonna water board their asses while blaring "Rambling Gambling Man." But then it was really funny, so…whew, close one.

Royals in the World Series, that's great! Southern Tier Pumpking on tap at bar I patronize regularly and dope ass wife has stayed married to me for five years come Saturday!

Rube Waddell

Thanks, homie! You, too!

That's big of you! Hope it's a close one til game 7 either way, for sure. As a diehard fan in his early thirties this definitely is a surreal, beautiful payoff after so much awfulness from Opening Day on each year (Wallet Inspector puts this beautifully down thread). Anyway, I'm rambling because, Christ, I'm already…

Napoleon Lajoie

No shit? What a chodehammer. Love watching him freak out over the crowd noise at Arrowhead every damn time they play there. All time best was when he went to kick the ball in frustration after a false start, whiffed, and then tripped. Call me a petty purveyor of schadenfreude, but that was my Super Bowl that year.

Urban Shocker

That is still brought up in KC all the time! "It might come over here and have a tantrum" may be my favorite line of all time!

But they'll never take your stateliness or your plumpness!