Exhaustion. It’s just...literally, every day, something new.

Well, a lot of people are doing that work. But obviously in real life it’s more complicated than that. Most Americans live relatively hand-to-mouth. They don’t have job security and they just literally don’t have time to follow the news and demonstrate while also managing to keep up on all the bills and make sure the…

I also love adirondack chairs, but they are no good for dates. You want to lean in and be close. Those chairs are only good for leaning out by yourself. ETA: Especially dates where you called the paparazzi to take photos.

The first time I had to list someone other than my dad as my emergency contact was very sad. (After he died.)

Every time I see a Trump headline that actually makes me happy, I then remember that nothing will probably become of this. These people seem to get away with everything. It’s mind-boggling.

for what its worth you arent the only one.. I have no emergency contact or person to help, but im worse than you, i have no friends to call or parents.. literally no one. Im having 3 wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow .. im only going numb not under so Idk if im going to be released on my own or what

Your dad sounds great. My dad would do the same thing for me. I really miss him.

I’d also love to see the end of people finding gay men’s rudeness being sassy and charming, particularly when it relates to giving them a pass on misogyny.

Girl, no.

She seems to look exactly how she wishes to look, so I’d go with yes.

See, this is the only reason I would use uber.

You forgot the best, most embarrassing part:

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

I feel like he was always kind of whisper talking. It was all like quiet and breathy and sexy.

I give the side eye to any parent that chooses to have 14 biological children. We all know the reasons this is not great. Overpopulation, environmental effects, etc.

Laundry would be a constant rotation of stiff towels, sheets and tube socks.

That poor woman’s towels.

Wow! He doubled down on it. I have never seen this side of NPH and have to say I’m disappointed. His critiques aren’t even snarky. They’re just mean. I’m not into that.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

Everything Neil wrote — from the initial tweet to the response — was absolute garbage, including using his kid as a shield for his own opinions.