I get excited if one of my replies on a kinja site gets 25 stars.

This made me smile so hard the earbuds popped out of my ears

Remember when Luann was “The Countess”? And, then she became the cool sorority girl eternally on Spring Break. And, now she’s married again and ready to write another book on etiquette.

Two points:

Bottom line: The NRA is making this ad because this is how the Republican base sees our country, at this moment in time, and it accurately reflects their feelings about everyone else in the country. These people are heavily armed and itching for a fight, talking nice and listening to their concerns will not defuse the…

Because if marginalized groups ever stopped fighting amongst ourselves and united, we’d overthrow the plutocracy in 36 hours.

Clueless > Mean Girls.

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

1. It sounds like a porno, and your parents wouldn’t let you watch it.

That is literally my son every time we ask him to do anything. ANYTHING. Like. I. Am. Absolutely. Going. To. Die. If. I. Have. To. Put. Food. In. The. Cat’s. Bowl. ::dramatic sighing ensues, flailing of limbs, dumps food in general direction of cat (any cat; doesn’t even have to be our cat) goes completely boneless…

When I first saw Wet Hot American Summer years ago, and raved about it to my friends, I felt like I was all alone in my love for this brand of humor and this cast. I’m so glad the love caught on, because these people seem to genuinely enjoy working with each other and crafting a comedic masterpiece. PAUL RUDD PICKING…

Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

Could we get an edit on that headline and remove the word “captured”? She was a young girl, not an escaped convict or an animal that needed to be picked up somewhere. She was not captured. She was abducted. She was kidnapped and murdered.

My dad would insist on reading us The Littlest Angel, and then he would cry Every. Single. Time.

20 years in NYC and I’m also ready to GTF out. Enough with the rat race already. I need a place I can afford to be single.

I am totally the type of person to curse out someone for stealing a parking spot, and I live in BFE next to a corn field.

I know you didn’t ask me, but I’m on a Picard kick and am re-watching STTNG for the upteemth time. Soothes the soul.

Do it sooner rather than later, or come to terms with never having kids (which is also totally an option). This will become more malignant the longer you leave it unresolved. He sounds like he knows where you stand. Figure out where you stand; do you NEED kids? If you do, do they need to be biological? Do you need to…

Half Baked, though I do love Cherry Garcia. Thinking what to do for dinner....

We’ve hosted dozens of Ween friends over the years- bring on the Jezabels!