Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements.

I hung out with Jon Stewart one night and fell madly in love. My ex/but still friend was playing a concert/comedy show and they were pretty good friends. The three of us hung out together all night and he was the best. Hilariously funny and adorable. I had the maddest crush afterwards.

Doesn’t the lack of pants make shin guards a bit ineffectual? Like, why don’t they just shoot her in the upper leg and take her out?

A. Mann would be fine, too

100% rating from Planned Parenthood ought to silence that argument. He’s a catholic, but so is Biden. He’s personally against abortion (which shouldn’t matter anyway because he’s a man he can’t have one, so....).

He is *not* an anti-abortion candidate. He may be personally pro-life but he stands for choice in office. 100% rating from Planned Parenthood, 100% from NARAL.

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

He’s not an exciting choice, but he’s a practical choice. I’m okay with this.

Oh, like anti-white supremacist? I thought the word for that was “normal".

Sometimes it’s a transgressive thrill to wear clothes that are actively unflattering. The idea we, as women, are supposed to want to look appealing under all circumstances is so ... just taken for granted. Especially if you’re usually read as conventionally attractive, it feels kind of amazing to go “fuck you, I’m…

“So what, exactly, is flattering about this? .... no one, from any distance, could accurately guess your boob size?”

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

Because they can't laugh at themselves. Also their general type of humor arises from laughing at people instead of with them, but that's just my opinion.

So guys. Personal story time. As it turns out, my husband and I are in therapy because he turned into a real solid dickbag last year and....well, anyway. The point is that a lot of our unhealthy dynamic centers around the fact that he is severely passive aggressive.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS AWKWARD AIR KISS. IT IS GLORIOUS.

How long until an actual riot breaks out? This is one high-strung crowd with a lot of anger issues, and if they weren't white, they would have been tear gassed by now.

It’s okay, I’ve seen this before. Turned out it was just a bad dream.

Jenkins also reportedly asked the crowd to “raise your hand if you believe in science,” to which they responded with boos. Nice!

Third Eye Woke.