Cool. Mysterious. Maybe even a little dangerous? The only fashion accessory anyone should ever need.

I know right? Take a lesson from motels, paint that pool floor turquoise.

Vomit colored water is so chic

That’s the only part I remember from that show! “You love my stinky butt.” Forever burned into my brain.

Man I miss the good days of reality tv. Real world San Francisco, flavor of love, newlyweds. I need a time machine.

You’re totally right. Thanks for catching my sloppy choice of words.

For example, “I got herpes from an ex who told me they were clean”

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Men are fucking terrifying.

My favorite part is that I can walk the half-hour to class and not be a nasty sweat-monster when I get there.

Thanksgiving! Which for us is in October. My brother is coming to visit for a week with my SIL and nephew and niece. Woot. And we always play in the leaves. Give me a pile of leaves and I become 5 years old again. Here's my older kid tossing some leaves at the park last year. Yes, I am officially okay with summer…

My favorite things about autumn

I love fall so much I married it. Well, as close as I could. I had an autumn mountain top wedding. Some of the best things, in no particular order:

Fall is the absolute best. I’m most excited for the clothes, I think. I hate summer clothes. I love my sweaters, jackets, boots, and scarves. I just ordered a new pair of ankle boots today in preparation for cooler weather, which should be happening this week!

Fall is my favorite thing about the year. I love Christmas, but the thought of fall approaching!? It thrills me.

I used to tell people I wanted to be an at-home dildo tester. No co-workers, very little oversight, and lots of pleasure. Teehee.

The sweaters! I love them all and they cover a variety of sins.

i love the smell and crunch of the leaves on the ground. also a chilly breeze but on a warmish, 70 degree day. yaaaaaaaaay fall!

I am not ready for fall yet, but my favorite part is the yummy foods: apple anything, grapes (I am in love with grape pie!), and warm comfort foods. I also like digging out my woolen clothing. I love wool sweaters!