This is a spectacular convergence of awfulness. It will pass. I promise. Hang in there, friend and know that you’ve got lots of peeps on this site who are firmly in your corner.

I’m numb with heartache right now. It’s been awhile since I SNS-ed but I just needed somewhere to get some kind of support. August has been one of the worst months of my life...any one of the things that happened this month, I could handle, or even a few of them, but all of it at once...I feel catatonic.

I only watched it because it was part of the “TGIF” block with Family Matters and my all-time favorite:

R u kidding?? She loves that cicada! That cicada is her friend!

My dog finds cicadas quite troubling and is not sure she cares for them.

I took my poor dogs to the vet for vaccinations and heartworm tests today. Buster, who is usually overly cocky and convinced he’s the biggest dog in the world despite being only 14 lbs., turns into a shaking, terrified ball of stress as soon as we get within a mile of the vet. And Sophie, who’s a nervous little girl…

She can pay the tax bill with museum tours! “This is where Rosie threatened to toss all the kids in the water, this is where Joe Gorga stained the walls with his spray tan.”

My guess: older dudes who can’t remember the password to their AOL account.

The chances of this being the case are actually relatively high, given that Washington D.C. has the highest rate of membership of any city (and correspondingly, the hack released over 15,000 .gov or .mil email addresses).

I completely understand why the air marshall did it, but if someone grabbed my cat’s carrier from me without my permission, this woman’s freakout would look like transcendental meditation compared to mine.

I was a flight attendant in a previous life. If they already returned to the gate AND cops were there this had already been discussed to death. I have had unruly passengers who did this exact thing: tell me I’m a flying air maid and to Shut the fuck up about putting the Dog in the carrier...they are goi,g to have my…

Killing your girlfriend is worth ten months?! I’ve been locked into longer gym memberships.

There isn’t enough space in prison for white men.

I definitely consent to reading the shitstorm that’s going to be this comment section.

Yeah, honestly the exorcism shit is only relevant if he took PCP or something crazy and the drugs literally made him lose his mind and this is the first time that had ever happened. But if this asshole has a history of violence (and let’s face it, he probably does) and there’s a history of DV in their relationship…

I’m white too, and there’s a crew of white girls in my scene that I straight up cannot tell apart half the time. Even on Facebook one time a picture of two of them together popped up and FB did that “would you like to tag _________?” but it was pointing to the wrong one...even FB can’t tell them apart!!!!

You know, I think about this a lot. I find it absolutely rich when white people say “all Asians look the same” or “all blacks look the same.” Its like...have you seen YOUR OWN RACE?

Speaking as a white girl who attended a modestly sized liberal arts college and did not join any sororities, if you’re a sister in that house how do you even tell those people apart? Like, they all seemed to have the same body type, skin tones, hair style, and there was maybe three different shades of blonde and a few…

It looks like one big tampon commercial.