As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

I’d be curious to know if there’s a difference in the sort of lesbian porn straight women find hot, and lesbian porn that actual queer women find hot.

Hey, Miz Nikki, what is your problem? First off, thank goodness dude was only selling stupid t-shirts and not drugs to kids on the side of the road. Second, that real shizzle is ridiculously overpriced. Third, I hope you paid dude FULL PRICE for any shirts you did buy. Fourth, WTF? He doesn’t appear to be well off and…

Maybe don’t call a place populated mostly by poor minorities and which has been reeling from the decimation of the manufacturing business and white flight ‘the butthole of America’. I take it that you drove through in your Landrover and decided the view wasn’t to your liking and you hustled home to Greenwich, CT.

This shit ain’t a race issue its a cop issue!!!!

In the opposite view, I was rolling my eyes thinking, “Really? We have two awesome comedies by women and instead of celebrating, we have to pit them against each other? How trite.”

may or may not have walked down the aisle at my wedding to a friend playing "Glycerine" on guitar.

I’m still upset over this. I usually don’t care about celeb couples but I loved them!

Madonna is clearly trying to impersonate Vigo the Carpathian.

How can you not love Logan? He started auditioning the moment he walked into the room.

I’d also like to take a moment to celebrate Camp Firewood’s new star, Logan.

I see what you did there.

MOLLY’S WEDDING DRESS WAS SO PRETTY AND SHE LOOKED GREAT.

No love for a certain mysterious man’s lack of attempt to even try and hide his real hair under his wig? I was in AGONY with laughter.

YOU MISSED LAKE BELL’S DEMIN OVERALLS! Where can I get me some of those???

also i’m going to drink a bottle of wine and watch the wet hot american summer TV show who wants to join me

I have no shame in my game. Clueless and The Princess Bride. I know every. single. word. and will happily recite every and all lines much to my friends and family’s dismay.

Happy Saturday!!! As I sit here watching Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, I wondered if anyone else has a list of movies they know by heart but don’t want to let people know that. And then I said to myself, “Yeah, I am not the only one.” Guilty pleasures are a thing, and they are oh such a good thing when spending…

Still in New Hampshire visiting my family basically waiting for my dog to die - she’s had a bad couple of days, so I think this week is it and we’re going to have to put her down on Monday or Tuesday. I’m kind of mad at my dad because my mom and I both think she is suffering (she has barely eaten today, mostly lies…