I know. I have a lot of questions too. Why do crocodiles and penguins basically walk the same even though one walks on four legs and one on two? Why are macarons and macaroons two different things? If evolution is real, why has my cat stayed the same the entire time I’ve had her? Why are bees dying and why are all…

But when you eat a pet, you can taste all the love you’ve put in to that pet. (Joking, I’m Joking...)

Thank you for this. This is a really thoughtful response.

And thank you for recognizing the fucking huge privilege in choosing to be vegetarian or vegan.

Ohhhhhhhhhhkay. So, I can totally get behind careful consideration of the ethics of the food and products we consume. I am all about this. But I am not a vegetarian, and I am not a vegetarian, in part, because of ethical concerns. 1) Our entire food system is fucked up. A lot of human labor is involved in the…

I went through a similar journey, Natasha. I always felt conflicted eating meat, given my love of animals. So I tried a few times to become a vegetarian but did it badly, resulting in failure. Then I made arbitrary rules like “I can’t eat it if it still looks like an animal” (think cornish game hens) or “I don’t eat…

As long as you try your fucking best to kill that deer in a quick and clean way I have no issue with it at all. To me there is a very big divide between hunting for “sport” and hunting for dinner or even hunting to control animal populations so they do not damage a balanced ecosystem.

There is a huge difference between killing a lion so you can have it’s head on your mantle and killing a deer to eat the meat.

Wait... are you comparing slaughtering animals for food to actual human slavery? You don’t see how that analogy is really, severely fucked up?

Honestly, I’ve always done just fine with a wooden bedpost and a pocketknife.

It does seem a step too far.

nope, sorry, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is deathless; you don’t just get to decide he’s dead

I realize ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ might have posted a few controversial comments, but being killed by Congress in response just seems to be governmental overreach to me.

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Oh my god! Look at me! I’m So skinny, but I’m also So rich, so I’m going to throw money away doing this and take pictures of it! Hahaha. Look at me laughing! Out loud! OMG. I’m lol’ing!

Laugh all you want, but Walt Disney has never looked more svelte.

Yes, wow, that battery thing happened so recently and literally no other fans in any other city have ever done anything violent or stupid. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

But, like, what if the rebound is SUPER DUPER GOOD and stuff? What if you had like one person between the ten year relationship and the current SUPER DUPER GOOD rebound and you feel like maybe that disqualifies the rebound from being a rebound?

wait what does HOV mean? I honestly can’t understand half of his tweets. I’m just not up with the lingo. But yes Nicki can do better. Like way better.

Meanwhile, over in the ESPN.com comments section...

This is not what I look like when I fart. Not that I ever fart. Can’t prove it. It was the dog.