I spent my entire Saturday burning my favorite candle, sipping on tea, and sitting in front of the TV. It has been glorious.

I developed explosive food poisoning in the middle of a meeting with new colleagues TODAY.

I really like the show! Her comedic timing is perfect. Also, this moment was just delightful...

Agreeeeed. Well-intentioned married/coupled friends often give the most judgmental advice and insight to us single folks. What’s so interesting is that I actually don’t discuss my dating life with a lot of those friends - THEY inquire about my dating life and then give unsolicited advice. It’s like... YOU brought up…

Mmmmm. I would eat the heck out of that dish. Sounds awesome.

I’ve been going through the tattoo removal process for about 10 months (three laser sessions) and I’m finally starting to see some results. That shit hurts and the aftermath in healing is far from sexy (hellooo swelling and blisters!). It’s looking lighter and lighter as time goes on but I know it will take a lot more…

Whaaat? That’s excessive! Agreed, they should’ve been able to do all of that with you in 30 minutes. My dog hated the vet so leaving him there for an extended period of time outside of a teeth cleaning would’ve been traumatic for him.

You’re right. It should be!

The term “dorm” is short for “domir” which is latin for “sleep.” Among student affairs professionals (especially those who work in residential life), this is a very ancient and outdated term that is associated with boarding schools and pre-student affairs days in higher ed (before the 70s). Like the term “dormir”…

I don’t want to be “that person.” I promise there is no intention of me being a snarky asshole with this comment. Please take this as me simply chiming in with some preferred higher ed language.

1) Echoing Fresh Direct because that company is amazing.

Fresh Direct FTW! It’s worth the delivery fee and big tips to have my shit carried up to my 4th floor walk-up. Worth. Every. Penny.

I just can’t get my head around the notion that a woman who calls secretaries slaves thinks that a glorified swimsuit is appropriate battle attire.

I swear I’m not a troll... Please ungrey/unblur meeeee!

Meet at work right now.

She will always be Kit from Road Rules to me. But Road Rules Kit was someone I’d kick it with... Not Access Hollywood Kit.

This sounds like a newer and even more insufferable version of Michfest. At least Michfest was pretty queer, somewhat diverse, and had live music. Transphobic as fuck, though. Womyn only!

That’s a very fair and valid point.

I’ve also been feeling conflicted. I’ve been a pretty big BLM supporter but this particular protest hurt my heart a bit because it happened too close to the massacre in Orlando... We’ve needed those spaces more than ever lately so when that happened, I understood when other queer people were like “Listen... I support…

What a sweet and content face!