Yes. This.

(snort) They sound like New York City parents...

Oh yeah, shooing is the worst. When I nudge the dog he just leans in even more!

What is the POINT of Kinja if our lovely staff members at Jezebel won't delete such vile shit?

But who can be mad at the face?! lol That's pretty amazing.

I'm thinking shower sex might be necessary!

You should be totally flattered by that.

lol OMG Daaawgs!

Me when I read your comment!

Jenji seriously redeemed herself with this OITNB after the epic downfall of Weeds. Enjoy!!!

Anyone have any good stories about their pets creating awkward moments when you're trying to be intimate with someone?

That's the biggest thing. Burning bridges is a real and valid concern, especially when you work in a small field. It's like the fast food affect. Feels great in the moment when you're speaking your mind but then there's the aftermath... You tend to feel like shit and it can really hurt you in the long run.

I definitely want to hear her story. I think Jenji was intentional about making her character interesting enough (and sexy) where people want to know more but wanted to make people check out season 2 for her story.

"Do you like them straight down? Or sweep them to the side?"

It's true! And that half smile? (swoon)

Poussey is my favorite! I love her character aaaaand I have a major crush on her. Buzzfeed did a nice little piece on her.

I'm so sorry for your loss :( Cyber hugs from another dog-mom. Ugh.

Um... That was IT? I would hardly call that masturbating. Overreaction, Jez.

It's true. They do talk too much during sex.

Ya'll know someone is waving Pupperoni behind the camera, right? The dog is following Pupperoni commands. Not yoga commands. Still cute :)