You clearly have a very interesting perspective. Could you elaborate on how my ego issues are manifest in this article, to the degree that they are the only reason this article exists? 

Not really a good analogy, in my opinion. Once you’ve had a bite or two of spicy food, you’ve essentially experienced all you need to know of it. More bites are just more of the same.

The BEST part is that the same nerds crying about how “Game Journalists can’t play games” all cite the exact same like, *four* examples and that’s it. Every time. It’s all they have.

I know everyone says this about Soulborne games but let me tell you: as someone who absolutely ADORES Lovecraftian visuals, creeping dread, and general oppressiveness but also someone who banged his head against Father Gascoigne for a fucking week straight, I would absolutely embrace a slider that let me throttle down…

Lots of places that sell spicy food let you order how spicy you want it. Giving that option takes nothing away from the people who prefer it spicy. 

Let’s be honest: your point never stood. 

Jesus, you fucking suck. How do parents manage to raise such tedious basic nitwits?

Holy shit Ash I do not know how you have the patience to put up with all the dumb replies here (and presumably, everywhere).

You condescending piece of shit

Go fuck yourself you incel snowflake.

Before I got a GameBoy my brother and I had a few of those old Tiger-style LCD games, so the nostalgia is real. Love seeing awesome collections like this.

If you read the blog, you’d know exactly why I did. And if you read that, and still can’t understand why it’s necessary, then I have nothing for you.

Ahh yes a racist.

allow me to explain you why:

As a cash strapped 9 year old, I positively LUSTED after my friend’s versions of Galaxian, Pac-Man, a binocular style version of Tron that was stereoscopic, and a host of other ones. I never had any growing up until my dad bought a Radioshack Pong clone. My first real console was a Sega Master System. Those heady days…

I love her! I love this story. I love love love it all. 

I wonder how fixing her first game at eight influenced her life to go down the electrical engineering path or if she was already into things like that.

Hey! Totally understand your concern, especially because of way women get erased, but for a bit of journalism inside baseball, unless a person is super well known (and I mean really well-known) names don’t often go in heds. My colleague Zack put it better in a tweet of his:

“Someone Did Something Cool
“Put their name…

I like that Linda is an electrical engineer. It seems to combo well with understanding how these games were made and having enough knowledge to repair/maintain them.

I open up my unresponsive game controllers, and all I can do is make things worse. lol

“every good joke Hath a way of being told”