Happy Grandpa sounds like something on the menu of a brothel

Has he tried Google Earth? I’m pretty sure these are big enough to see from space.

Group shower?

To power the cattle prods.

“I cannot think of a sorrier excuse for a candidate for anything. Except maybe Ted Cruz.”

Oh, Ted Cruz is an infinitely superior candidate. I mean, yes, he’s odious, reprehensible, and willing to sacrifice lives and peace and freedom for the sake of his own personal hollow vanity and ambition. But he’s also smart and experienced: Princeton (national debating champion); Harvard (law review editor); Supreme…

Perhaps nobody ever died riding a BMW RS 1200 C, but hundreds died just looking at one.

The problem with farm diesel was that it was high sulfur and would eat up seals.

If you can handle 250hp on two wheels, isn’t that the definition of “stud”?

so the guy who allegedly tased himself in the balls actually didn’t, but the person who was allegedly trampled to death while carrying a Don’t Tread on Me flag was true.

Toyota. My mind has pair associated this logo with boring:

That much load on a Super Beetle? Given its lack of performance empty, I’m guessing he still hasn’t reached the end of that highway ;-)

will not ever eat at ChristFilA, haven’t had the KFC but have always liked KFC’s extra crispy chicken.

totally agree that Wendy’s is better than popeyes, which is completely overrated.  it is really not very good at all.  plus Wendy’s has the only remaining decent french fries in all of american fast food.

Chick Fil-A   > KFC > Wendy’s > Popeye’s > McDonalds > The bags they came in > Burger King

You like holiday nuts? How you like deez nuts?

Yup. Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. I think it ranged from a few feet above sea level to a few feet below.

I had one of those in high school; it was the first car we looked at on a hot August day in 1990 and I don’t think my father felt like doing a full search. It got 7 miles to the gallon and I lived in one of the flattest cities on Earth. It was also dangerously fast for a 15-year-old kid to be able to drive. I both…

Haynes has all the information you know already, and none of the stuff you need! Last time I looked in a haynes it was for firing order: it told me to put the wires on the same way they came off.

I’ll never forget a few years back when I put my butt back in the seat of a true land yacht for the first time in like a decade. I was worried, after so much time away from them, if it would still be how I remembered. I didn’t want my nostalgia to meet its fate. Would the over-boosted steering feel the same? The…

Whatever works.