Samsung makes a tough little phone.  During one of my girlfriend’s frequent temper tantrums she threw her Galaxy down on the kitchen floor and broke a tile.  Didn’t even faze the Galaxy.

His youngest son had to stay home with his mom, Ivanka.

In my experience with cats, I’ve noticed that they don’t acclimate to much of anything if they don’t feel like it.

I think Tony did a lot better job with the back end design than the people over at American Motors did on their Pacer.

What the holy fuck is that on that woman’s head?

That lead in picture looks like she’s wearing a giant MaxiPad on her head.

Well, it’s probably a good day for amateur truck drivers everywhere, but it’s a sad day indeed for YouTube.

Is that a Citroen in the background?  Maybe a DS?

Wrong forum, Clooney.  Jezebel’s down the hall.

The view under the hood looks like a vaguely futuristic V8 from a science fiction movie.

Kinda like Trump, huh?

There’s gonna be a special place in hell for you for making that remark.  Take your star.

My Chinese wife had this on TV all morning and it made my day to see how absolutely proud that woman was, especially when I think of our own fearless leader sitting on the toilet generating a fucking tweetstorm about how unfair everybody is being to poor little ol’ him.

I live in Houston.  What are these “seasons” that you speak of?

When Steve Wozniak related the story about him and Steve Jobs selling something they jointly created to another company and Steve Jobs deceived him about how much money they got for it, I learned everything I ever needed to know about Steve Jobs.

Fuck you, Vee.

Suck it up, snowflake.  In two months it will be 56 YEARS.

I’d keep that thing outta Dallas.

Waste Management launches new venture into Australian market with experimental new cum dumpsters.

It’s a sad state of affairs when we find ourselves voting on whether a fucking REPLICA is pure or not.