But, but....I thought Trump was the ultimate dealmaker?

Well, my wedding wasn’t the worst day of my life, but the next 12 years goddam sure were.

Well, I guess it’s a good thing that Jeffrey Epstein checked out. He woulda been buying ‘em by the truckload.  No, it’s not too soon, and I’ll never apologize.

Maybe, but you can bet someone will build a fire in it to brew up a fucking latte.  So we’ll see.

And don’t even bring up the “one eyed trouser snake”.

From the way it seems to handle itself and perform in the video, I think it’s a happy little worker that is content with its lot in life.

Man!  That’s the same time that Skeffles was in Paris.  No wonder it slipped through the cracks.

Take this star, you magnificent bastard. Well played, sir. Well played.

I bet it was pretty exciting when you dumped the clutch, though.

I got a novel idea, Mack. Why don’t you quit trusting those goobers at Autozone and take in to a Lexus dealer instead? My Silverado threw a check engine code for a couple of days and then it went out, but the next time I took it to my dealer for an oil change I happened to mention in passing that it had thrown a code…

That’s the one. Right color too. What an fucking abomination.

Well, I’ve already nominated mine, but could someone PLEASE step up to the plate and at least honorable mention that goddam Murano convertible?

Skeffles, were you by chance in Paris around ‘73 or ‘74?

I can’t remember the exact year model, but it was that fugly early 70s Pontiac Grand Am in that putrid green color looked like you squashed a cockroach and he shit all over the floor that I really took exception to, especially after DeLorean’s over the top success with the mid 60s GTOs. The difference was mind…

You may be sorely disappointed. I’ve come up with some absolute gems and only gotten one or two chickenshit little stars. The unwashed peasants on here have no appreciation of deep humor.

Lipstick.

He didn’t want any whiskey, so he took some punch instead.

For sale, used Camry.  Recently washed.

Man, that’s a short but accurate history of my entire love life.

The only thing this video is missing is a cracker from Florida.