Reeses are candy, not dessert - they don’t count. But you can keep your peanut butter brownies and ice cream. I HOPE YOU’RE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER! *slams door*

Halo Top is fucking garbage. It’s got an awful, chalky texture, and it’s full of sugar alcohols, which DESTROY my gut. I’d rather have a bite of real ice cream or nothing at all.

Just............stop............talking

How about someone who won’t be in their 70s.

This is what I was trying to remember- totally consist with self-reported multiple rapists.

It’s almost like we shouldn’t be ignoring rape kits. Who knew?

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

Republicans have been true to the concept of fiscal conservatism in name only for as long as I’ve been alive. It’s propaganda that doesn’t have anything to do with their actual policies.

I stopped reading after that.

That’s why you tuck it under the mattress. Then it doesn’t tangle up.

That thing does not look like her. But to be fair, it doesn’t look like a hamster either.

When I was interviewing for my current job the union rep busted out a sheet telling me how much everyone in my department makes. Thus when they made their offer I didn’t even think about negotiating. I really think that kind of transparency should be possible in every work place, and it has really worked for me and my…

I think the real gauntlet to pass here is this: if you can't have the kind of mate you want, would you rather be single? Because you may not find him or her...truly it may never happen. If the answer is no, then it's not one of your "standards", dealbreakers or picky points. If the answer is yes, then it is.

"Don't go to bed angry" is totally bullshit. You know what doesn't help you get through a rough spot? Being deliriously tired because you were up all night trying to sort through an argument or issue. And sometimes sleeping on it is the best way to cool off.

Ugh. I've watched all her pieces and while I don't agree with all her points that's a good place to start a debate/discussion, not start a campaign of fear and intimidation.

Last gal's friend is just trying to relate. New mom probably won't shut up about the kids, and so the topic of "taking care of an inferior being" ends up being the only common ground.

TEAM PEPPERMINT MOCHA FOR LIFE.

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"