You are just adorable. I could pinch your widdle cheekies!

This will never not be my everything. Thanks for posting it!

When I was dragged under a bridge and assaulted, I constantly was cracking jokes to the police as they took the report. It was the only way I could survive at that moment. So in other words, fuck you.

You nailed it. His Dr. F was sexy for many reasons, and a big one was because he was dangerous.

My summer stripper name is Dulce de Lecher, and winter stripper name is Hot CoCo. Always with the food...

Can you post this again so I can star it again?

He definitely never ever touches any type of substance that might give the appearance of an inability to stay on topic.

Because he is smart, sexy, aware and I’ve read of great kindnesses. Plus

How do people even keep track of what they’ve worn to work over the last few weeks? I’m wondering if it should be all stripes one week, all black the second week, misc patterns the third, other colors/combinations, repeat!

I LOVE getting cupped. But then again, I also love how it looks. Bizarre free form temp tattoo that makes you feel wonderful.

Yikes. Nothing can easily clean off the ‘tracking #CrazyDonald’ stench, so thanks for doing this for the team.

Oh, those two together...

Though she has a ton of followers. Can you imagine if she had them call their representatives and tell them to vote for sane gun control laws?

How is it that we are allowing so many Americans to be killed by firearms, and how is it that we are allowing high-kill weaponry to be sold in just minutes. That makes no sense. Common sense. None.

I did my (wish-it-were-) usual digital detox Sunday, and knew nothing of the horror in Orlando, 45 minutes away, until last night. Then spent hours checking up on friends, and mourning with others. This is the 176th mass shooting in the USA in 2016. Nothing makes sense.

When I read the original post it, the director came across as the Prima Donna in the whole situation.

Um, maybe it is all about noticing the male and not the female, and Creampuffclinton doesn’t seem to get that.

Dang. I needed to cry at work today, so there is that. Devotion isn’t always sacrifice, when there is love. Not that it is easy, either.

Now I need someone to beatbox

2 really big eyes? Or eyes with eyes? (I seriously don’t even know what I ma looking at here, but it is so beautiful and creepy).