Whew, glad that misunderstanding didn’t happen!

Bikes lean over. I can’t double-flat-foot my Trek mountain bike either, but that doesn’t make me steal my daughter’s My Little Pony bike.

One time I found myself behind a truck with giant wooden planks that were bouncing around in the bed.

I don’t know if that front end gave me a stroke or whether I had one right before I saw it, because...I kind of like it. Gives a sort of IDx vibe with the taut, compact body.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

If Putin was smart, he’d just back out and start again with 4 more tries.

I’ve been doing it with A Ford GT. It has a surprisingly resilient suspension. I am 100% certain it would be same IRL.

1. Move to a warmer location
2. Continue to maintain your bike as usual
3. Continue to maintain your bike as usual
4. Continue to maintain your bike as usual
5. Continue to maintain your bike as usual
6. Continue to maintain your bike as usual
7. Continue to maintain your bike as usual

This is pretty sweet... ‘buck-seventy is all I could muster on an empty oval...

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

You may be right, but they teach kids to ride for the first time there all the time. It may even be good from the perspective of having coaching instead of developing bad habits on your own.

The man drives a 1973 Baja Bug that he got for $1500.

There’s part of me that bought an 80's GTA on gold wheels. Best $2500 I’ve ever spent.

Don’t forget the asshole grandma who has to jump in acid to save others and redeem her role in the movie

I saw this movie. You just need to scream at the truck, smack the dashboard, and gun it, and you’ll make it, even with flaming tires and wheels. (Helps to be Pierce Brosnan)

I had a similar thing happen to me!

After executing a PERFECT late apex on T4 I had probably 2mph on this girl. She sees me over her shoulder and drops hard to the inside. **Sigh** So I roll my eyes and pull to the outside to finish the pass, and, what does this idiot do?

SHE DRIFTS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STRAIGHT,…

Western Australia is over 3 times bigger than Texas.

Maybe instead of going to medicine, McQueen would become a CalTech chemist, get stiffed in his startup, and end up being a high school teacher with cancer?