joshuaspong
Joshua Spong
joshuaspong

As a vegan, it’s of utmost importance that I come here and tell you that I am, indeed a vegan.

The scariest moment of my driving life was early one morning driving through Country Victoria.

Halfway through a foggy, uphill sweeping right-hander, I see an alpha male roo standing about 6ft tall on the edge of the road. If he hopped out at me, I’ve no doubt in my mind that I would have crashed my van and possibly

I don’t feel sad for the guy either. Sounds like his parents are both irresponsible assholes and since he’s a grown-up, he can now determine how often and how much time he spends with them.

I’m currently considering divorcing from my brother and his family because I can’t be bothered to surrounded by him and his

Cinematography for this was absolutely wonderful. I’m glad someone else noticed.

I had this thought, I especially want to know about the poor guy who’s car was downgraded. He looks to be in his early 40’s in the video, so it’s safe to presume he’d be late 60’s by now. That’s if his life didn’t take a downward spiral from that point onward - leading to a decline in health and relationship

I’m currently looking at buying my first bike. I’m looking at what would best suit my needs in relatively remote Australian outback.

I’m leaning towards either a new KLR650 or (because it’s new) a ‘90-’91 Tengai.

I’d love a brand new bike, but I feel like the Tengai would be better to start with because I’d be less

Thank you for confirming my worst fears.

Also, I now harbour nothing but contempt for my parents for enjoying such crap.

Confirming that I imagine that paying exorbitant amounts of money to go on a cruise would be like paying to enter the seventh circle of hell.

I truly hate when people put the STi scoop on a WRX.

Ughhhhhhhhh

Is it just me or is the last guy Matt Stone of South Park fame?

The best part about this is that the footage is shot by a guy hanging out the the helicopter shooting off the shoulder, rather than a gyro stabilised gimbal.

I miss shooting from a helicopter.

From the perspective of someone who isn’t a multi-tool aficionado, I can confirm that the skeletool has definitely allowed me to get out a bind in tough circumstances.

The knife is easy to access and open single-handedly and the bit driver is a lifesaver if you have the extra bits.

That’s what my eyes saw. Lots of stress on the rear suspension in that moment.

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Here’s Peter Brock describing a lap of Bathurst in 1984.

The legends could drive and talk shit at the same time. It’s incredible.

Note: The arm on the window sill has become the hallmark driving style of the bogan for whom Brocky is King.

Brock talking shit to Allan Moffat about American drivers:

That was an epic moment.

I’m not a fan of the Veyron’s aesthetic at all, but this is beautiful.

Yeah, that doesn’t explain why though...

Why?

Canberra/ACT can get below zero degrees celsius at the best of times, yo.

Notice the amount of condensation coming from the Porsche as the thief reverses out of the driveway.

This is so typically Kiwi, that it hurts.

I wish I lived across the ditch to try something this awesome.