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What a Charmin article.

A sneak peek at the made-for-tv movie.

For me, this was going to come down to whether white women saw themselves as white first or women first. I've gotten my answer.

Isn't there a line about 'partying with Molly?'

PSA: DO NOT TYPE YOUR EMAIL HERE. This is just a picture. Kinja may be magical, but it's all creepy black magic that feasts on souls (and gifs) and not the good kind that sends you cat pictures.

No, Jeremy, THIS is a meat wallet:

I don't know. They don't look traumatized. But then I grew up in a household of incorrigible nudists. And we all forget to close the door when we pee around here—there is something about parenting boys that removes all modesty. First, they are notorious for jumping on the couch naked well into the pre-teen years. …

Oh my goodness, y'all. I was in the senate chamber until we were starting to get cleared, which was probably around 12:30AM? I can't articulate how incredible it was. This is the stuff you read about in 9th grade American History and don't quite grasp the gravity of until you find yourself a part of it. My hands are…

My weird internet crush:

MY OVARIES ARE THROBBING!