They’re making a ‘90s nostalgia movie, I’m sure channeling Ace Ventura is exactly what they are going for.

Considering it’s a Sonic movie having no female characters wouldn’t be the worst option.

About as cliched as a tattooed chef holding a knife in PR photos.

I’m not a chef so I don’t have a dog in this hunt, but I believe Anthony Bourdain referred to at least one woman chef as a badass. Coming from him I personally would take that as a huge compliment.

Maybe. But it won’t be useless against gigantic kittens!

Nothing healthy tastes like Cinnabon. NOTHING. Just thinking of all that fat and sugar is making me break out.

cannibalism is illegal buddy

I hate to say it, but the pic at the top of this article reminded me of an old Robin Williams bit I heard:

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Bias admission: I am an avid carnivore.

it doesn’t. it’s garbage. three test subjects, two nights, no controls, no nothing. It’s little more than “I have a narrative I want to push so I’ll contrive whatever I can to support it, up to and including playing off of the insecurities of young men.”

He is who we thought he was. Let’s not let him off the hook.

This is hugely important. This country leans (moderately) left. The key is that a whole lot of people who would tip the balance just fucking don’t show up if they’re not inspired, especially in certain battleground states where they’re often facing very frustrating and tedious voter suppression techniques.

Oh bullshit. Do you have any goddam sense of perspective? Yeah that’s why Biden is winning the majority of black voters. Because he has identical views on race as Trump. Criticize Biden’s actual position, not make shit up. 

That’s some pretty ageist bs, if you ask me.

True, but sometimes pragmatism means being happy with shit when the other option is rat poison.  

I want to preface this by saying that I do not care for Joe Biden as a presidential candidate. Unlikely I’ll vote for him in a primary, and I sincerely hope he does not win the Dem nomination. That said:

The president doesn’t matter, the supreme court does.  I don’t care if the candidate is a sack of flour with a face drawn on it, as long as people vote it in and it nominates liberal judges.

I discovered Car Talk one Saturday morning as a 16 year old while hunkered underneath a 1953 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (my dream and my curse in the form of the 3 on the tree transmission produced that one year because the original manufacturer burned to the ground) and became a lover of the zen of car wisdom and off…