I mean, what is not to like?

I’m liberal.

This is terrible. First of all, get steel cut oats. Not some crap that takes 5 minutes. 2nd - put it in a pot and boil it. Not a microwave...wtf.
I like to use cardamon, cinnamon, a few pieces of dark chocolate and almond butter...

“Are you a Satan worshiper or part of a cult” has to be the best question I’ve ever been asked.

This. IT really lost it’s steam once Frank got into office.

I couldn’t disagree more with this list. What do you want root beer to taste like? Virgils is awesome.

And tastes like utter ass

These are pastries, NOT COOKIES. That is all.

Yeah, that’s the issue...not a female character with less clothes then a prostitute

This list reads like as compiled by 22-year-old who just graduated college and thinks they know something about alcohol. The only thing that the author got right was how terrible a lot of his selections are.

Look: this was the best thing ever if only for one reason. Friona, Huckabee, and Bush all more or less said they are ok with starting WW3. Screw waiting for the next fallout, I’m voting republican!

Have you tried proposing to him?

See, this is bullshit. Why not just ask the guy to marry you. I don’t get it.

Piss poor choice of stock photo then

A dog, in my experience, is a partner. A cat is someone who sees you as there for their convenience.

The cig features pretty predominantly in the picture...

Smoking is attractive again?

Being an ectomorph and competitive athlete in the evening, I tend to need a lot of calories. If I wasn’t, I’d save a lot of money. I generally try to get at least 1-1.5k/meal.

When I attended American University, I worked for the local papa johns. Once a year, the National Cathedral would order 500+ pizza’s for some event. This takes a few hours. We would open early and have at least 2 drivers going back and forth to deliver the pizzas. Huge ordeal. They would leave a dollar tip. I called…

Great for washing your dog.

Great for washing your dog.